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sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

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We’re hereeeeee!!!! (at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (Sea-Tac))

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raavenclaws:

When someone you hate gets dragged and ur like

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facts-i-just-made-up:

septicshock101:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

I have never hard those terms before. Fascinating 

These are just the top ten, I got over 300 questions and learned more slang terms for penis than I ever imagined could exist.

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gnarlyninja:

Did someone say

"tell me about your ocs"

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seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

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gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

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lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

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officialfrenchtoast:

probably the reason why im still single is because i didnt forward those chain messages when i was 13 yrs old

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wirelessinfidelity:

apatheticghost:

boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick

That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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