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thevinckanator:

Greetings from Woodland Zoo

"I don’t have a main goal. I want to be good with the ones around me. I want to have a family, be a good dad, a good son. Do your best to being decent. This is life, imperfection is beautiful, that’s the way it is. Celebrities are not perfect, you’re better than many of them."

(Source: stefinski, via heydylanobrien)

I’m afraid we’re gonna need that again before this day is through.

(Source: thehundredgifs, via heydylanobrien)

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

(Source: tramampoline, via thefuuuucomics)

sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

(Source: catpissneverclean, via thefuuuucomics)

We’re hereeeeee!!!! (at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (Sea-Tac))

(Source: davidurbanke, via thefuuuucomics)

raavenclaws:

When someone you hate gets dragged and ur like

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(via spinnnersend)

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facts-i-just-made-up:

septicshock101:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

I have never hard those terms before. Fascinating 

These are just the top ten, I got over 300 questions and learned more slang terms for penis than I ever imagined could exist.

(Source: chucknoblet, via thefuuuucomics)

gnarlyninja:

Did someone say

"tell me about your ocs"

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(via angrychibitalia)

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(Source: randallfthegrey, via thefuuuucomics)

gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

(via jahwzuo)